The *uckenings – the return of Jadenchong

It seemed like forever but she has come back to me. Now, with Jadenchong back in the picture I feel strong enough to carry on. Even though she was only mildly impressed with my writing skills I’m leaning on Miss Rambos laughing face emoji marking an important statement for me to peruse. It turned out David the lemon was wrong. I knew it! My secret crush isn’t a king. He’s not even a prince and probably barely a frog. Knowing this I am back at zero. And I sentenced David to be a Davit for as long as I please. There you have it you lemonhead.

Back to more important facts. Miss Rambo is returning to her home country traveling through virus-infected areas very soon, which at the end puts us all on a different continent. So Ana, Miss Rambo, Jadenchong and me. But there is someone else called Pecel. I didn’t get a chance to introduce her yet. She’s a fish too and is the only one in sneezing distance to Ana. Scattered around the planet we are but we check in frequently to solve isolation issues together. Occasional video call drinking is added if required. Pecel is not only a fish but a happy fish. There’s nothing fishy about this except for her toilet. It hasn’t been working in months. It’s not flushing. Not taking anything in but bringing foreign liquids back up. It’s not good but landlord won’t fix it. And since she’s a fish she doesn’t mind so much. She’s a peaceful fish. And once we all retire she will be the one without wrinkles on her face. She’s not telling her secret and we will leave it at that. So Ana and Pecel are able to occasionally exchange germs and it makes me fell envious. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen anybody else but my roomies. I’m ready to fall in love with Davit the lemon. This is not a joke. It’s a cry for help. Not to be negative no. I’m sparking with joy. Sweating glitter like a unicorn… Life is good. Gladly this will all be over soon and we can all go back to our regular life problems. Like for example how to beat allergies. What food to have, cook or order next. Which country to travel to and when. I have to be honest allergies are a big matter in our lives. But we will talk about this another time.

For now most of us are busy comprehending what has happened and clearing off the dust from this sudden impact to see the actual problem as it unfolds. Or should I say as we try to wrap our heads around it. Real issues aren’t easy to swallow, so rather than doing that, my fellow countryman decided to focus on almost everything else. We don’t do real life-threatening problems. That’s not what we do. Not even Davit does. I think he’s turning sour. Cheer up Davit!

So let’s sail away on a paper aero plane instead. We could be friendly pirates that do macramé together. They do exist and I want you to listen. One day when you least expect it, there will be an unidentified object landing on your doorstep and say the fuckenings was right. The moment will come and you will finally understand. Until then I’m going to sit here and wait and keep spreading the good news. And if you are still thinking about that squirrel from earlier – consider yourself lucky.

It’s just a squirrel and you have nothing to fear. It might even be named after a king. It might be called Ludwig. Don’t mistake it for a frog though and don’t try kissing it. Jaden said it’s deadly and if anybody knows anything at all at this moment it must be Jaden-fucking-chong!