The *uckenings number twenty

It’s May the 23rd already. I needed a break from the break and I took it. I took my time to contemplate where to set the sails for a new adventure. The borders are and will stay closed for another while. So it will be a national adventure. Yay.

People are concerned about getting back to their weekly gatherings over here. ‘Can we play cards??’ - was one of the burning questions during our latest press conference. They must have been contemplating too. Certainly you can our health minister answered. Bless him. Nobody in this country deserves his pension more than this man at this point in time I’d say.

I have to admit that I did get a little bored lately so I started watching a show called stonefaces. It’s a Russian TV show in which grown man slap each other in the face. The current champion calls himself dumpling. And that is all I’m going to report about this subject. Before you jump on your browser to check this out, remember that you won’t be able to unwatch it once you’ve pressed play.

Also there are drive in table dance bars now. #jadenchongfunfacts

Baywatch, facetatts and auctioning virginities have been another point of interest lately.

Unanimously we’ve decided against face tattoos for Ana and focused on the Hoff. How good was Baywatch? I’ve been watching reruns and it made my heart long for something I can’t put my finger on. I also rewatched the drunken burger-eating-on-the-floor-Hoff video again and again. He’s still and always will be a childhood hero to me, Pecel and probably to many others. Although binge drinking is a massive problem - especially now. People have been stuck in flats for months and violence at home is another curse of this lockdown situation. Alcohol certainly doesn’t help an already troubled mind in a closed space. It also pushes people with existential worries over the edge. This seems to happen more than ever. Sadly there’s nothing we can do about these unfortunate combinations but watch our own minds.

A girl in Indonesia started auctioning her virginity to raise money. It’s already been done in the mini series ‘Big little lies’ so nobody cared a whole lot. Many self announced experts said she does not look like a virgin so she cancelled the project.

A priest has decided to bless people from a safe distance with holy waters out of a water gun.

Crowds have been protesting against lockdown and social distancing.

There are trikinis now. Bottom, top, facemask.

There is a koi fish with a human face. The question about the third unknown gene pool in our DNA may be solved. I knew it. It’s always been Ariel. Maybe that is the reason Baywatch gets to me.

And now I will go back to my daily contemplation to look for freedom. It may be closer than I thought. And maybe I will find a way to cross the oceans without leaving the house. Mind over matter. Just like the Luke. May the force be with ya’all!