The *uckenings keep creeping

It’s the day of the dead today. Cinco de mayo. Why does this day always remind me of food?

I heard there’s a new miracle treatment for tinnitus. So I followed a link in a news ad and wasted 3 minutes of my life (which is the exact amount you are wasting reading this), watching a video without pictures but only words on a black screen and a voice saying those words. It was about another pill we don’t need. I should have known better. I want my 3 minutes back. Now.

After that I had a situation with a scammer who was trying to steal my artist page on facebook. But I unmasked him thanks to Jadenchong and blocked his esquire ass. Boom. Eat my dust William!

I’ve also had an eggplant situation that required gin but I’m not ready to talk about that one yet. It involved nudes and I need to let a little grass grow over it first.

Jadenchong has decided to vape. I’m not so much into the smocking theory it holds but I was all over the flavours she tried to choose from. In the end she went for the unicorn milk flavour.

My favourite was the men tears flavour but the unicorn milk had better reviews. Personally I’d want unicorn tears. But I’d probably end up drinking the droplets to get a sweet taste of the magical and colourful fairy-tale feels.

Whatever happens, if there’s a solution involving unicorns, always go for the unicorns!

Miss Rambo needed help today deciding which duty free bottle to buy before her last flight. It did take quite some time for all of us to agree on a suitable spirit although she will be drinking it alone during her quarantine time.

I wonder if these codependent friendships are healthy.

Maybe they are. It makes us feel needed. Like we are part of a solution. We need to talk things out and get inputs from our trusted fellows. It’s human nature. And sometimes we do need someone to tell us how things really are as we may get caught with our head up our ass once in a while buying useless Malibu. This of course goes beyond duty-free and vape but hey, who am I kidding – there isn’t so much else to elaborate on in my life.

Jaden has managed to go 24 hours doing as little as 30 steps according to her health app. Pecel messaged yesterday after I said she was bedmolding all day, sending me a picture of her newly crafted jeans bag. Nice. Ana has had troubles with an unverified food delivery service using her picture but they fixed it with bacon. Ana likes bacon. Thank goodness.

After a long and rainy day I went for a walk in the woods. It was eerie. I felt followed the whole time and I swear I saw someone moving in the fog. Probably should go check on the alien.

Other than that I have achieved nothing and I had planned on doing just that when I opened my eyes this morning. Check.

For some reason that sentence couldn’t be cleared of the green underlining by word’s spell check. I’ve changed it 3 times already so I will leave it as it is. Sorry.

Oh and I did eat spinach today. With potatoes and Mayonnaise. Call me Olivia.