The *uckenings 33

There were so very many things I wanted to say. And now I am sitting here and can't think of anything to type. Note to self – take notes! Now, the past few weeks have been turbulent and it is safe to say – it can only get better from here onward.

I went to Ikea today and I have managed to only buy what was on my list. Except for a bottle of Prosecco. Who would have thought they sell Prosecco? I simply couldn’t resist. The poor thing looked lost and lonely, just like me. Now it’s sitting in my fridge accompanied by a tetra box of cashew drink and unsweetened almond milk.

Friends are good if you are a people person. But since Hansi ditched my ass on Bumble, I decided to only trust myself again. My several attempts to live in a shared apartment have failed once again and I blame it on the lack of tolerance, care and interest I have for others. Looks like the only company I am going to have are my parasites. I got mislead by the gluten intolerance only to suddenly wake up one morning and realise - I must have parasites! After a few more hours of contemplating I came to the conclusion that the diagnosis is so simple – no wonder it took me so long! It was right in front of me. Or as a matter of fact – inside me. The parasites must be allergic to gluten! It certainly is a crazy world out there.

So after I put that puzzle together eventually, the next problem surfaced. I can’t think of it right now but surely it will come to me within the next few lines.

Other than that, life has been like a calm river.

At least for me. Jadenchong has completely disappeared since she went back to Asia but I am not worried. She’s with Ana. I am therefor terrified! It’s been a week without a sign and sure enough they been bathing in liquor day and night.

Meanwhile I’ve been sighting foxes. Call me crazy but they are everywhere. Berlin is a fox town and nobody told me. They must be preparing to go into hibernation and I am thinking about joining this year. It might just be out of curiosity to find out where you can actually sleep for 5 months straight without any dumb ass idiot punk disturbing your peace.

I scored a nice pair of sneakers last week sitting on the side of the road. People do that here. If they want to get reed of something, they just place it in front of their house, where it will be up for grabs. Luckily I was the first scavenger to come around the corner and now I have running shoes. I can now literally run from all the nonsense. Life is giving me hints. I’m winning.