The *uckenings 28

There has been a new fashion trend discovered by Jadenchong. Under-eye-bags. This is not a joke people. So I threw my concealer away the moment I got word.

Finally my time has come!

Funny packs, chains, fluffy brows, bike shorts, crocs and one-shouldered shirts are on the list as well. I can agree with everything except for the last one. I am not – and I told Jaden right away – doing that shit again!

Other then that it has been fairly quite, even for Berlin. I am actually still finding myself caught in weird moments once in a while when I look around to see eye pairs only. It is so immensely creepy. It is even creepier how fast we got used to it. It’s not normal. And it never should be. And it clashes with the eye bag trend. Just saying.

On a different note, it all might be irrelevant in November. There is an Asteroid flying towards us that will hit planet earth with a 41% chance. It’s name is 2018VP1 and I do have several questions about that. Does it mean NASA knew about this since 2018? Is it a Vice President rock? And is that related to the fact, that it is expected to pass or hit on November 2nd right before the presidential election in the US? This was just another newsflash that made my life way more complicated.

So, another deadline. I heard there are people in this world that need deadlines or else they can’t find the discipline to get anything done at all I heard. This is what I heard guys I’m not pointing fingers. That means get your ass to the gym you been paying a membership for the past 6 months Ana! I’m serious. I think she hasn’t been there more than twice since I told you she started her new awesome habit. I glorified her for nothing.

Stomach bugs. I had one and still feeling it a little I’m not gonna lie. I’m generally quite good with pain but stomach pains are another psychological level. Give me a headache or pandemic fevers but not stomach ache please! If you wanna see me cry on the couch completely delirious and done with life come visit during a tummy flu. It’s the kryptonite I thought didn’t exist. By the way – what’s your take on kryptos? Are they gonna save the world? Are they big blenders? Stupid or smart? Future currency or not? And which of the 6000 would be reliable for investing? Asking for a friend.