The *uckenings 26

It’s been a while and I am glad I’m back. Many things have happened. Jaden has turned me into a cartoon on whatsapp and I have been hearing too many stories about people getting stabbed these last few weeks. It’s a mystery to me how a person can actually stick a knife into someone’s body. It’s a knife. It’s not like we don’t know what happens if we use it. It’s absolutely horrific to see how people abuse a kitchen tool to hurt one another. And how easy it seems to come to certain people.

Anyways, I’ve heard about spray on tights and even though I know I won’t ever need them I’m terribly intrigued. If you happen to know anything about this subject please get in touch.

Also I am yet to wear a mask and I cannot wait. Since I will be making my way to Berlin this week I’m going to break my mask virginity very soon. I’ll start off with a 7/11 normalo mask and maybe latter get into the fancier designer pieces.

Another bunch of troubling stories that have been coming to me quite frequently are reports about attacks by big or small birds. Several times from different sources I have been informed and sent pictures. The closest I have gotten into this was getting poked by a *ucking macpie while cycling past their nest in Australia. These little buggers are vicious I’m telling you. So please people: stay away from bird nests for now! I won’t show the pictures.

As you can tell yourself – the world hasn’t ended. The conspiracies will be continued though. This whole mess we are living in has been driving the best of us crazy and the rest went out to grab what was left.

Apart from loosing precious time we’ve lost nothing. And what is time anyway? After watching DARK – a German series I’m not so sure anymore about time and if it even can be won, beat, managed or whatever else we like to think we can do with it.

Trying to figure time has made me look old so I started using facemasks and hairmasks again on a weekly base. Unfortunately this gave me allergies so I will just start using the facemask protection thingy and wear a hat in the future. The world is mine.