The *uckenings 13

13 is a lucky number. I also keep seeing 555, which seems to be some lucky thing as well. It said buckle up there are changes coming…not sure what that is going to be.

I have a suspicion about that alien in the garden. It has been there for weeks but no one seems to be sharing my awareness so I made a choice. As things unfold as they do, I’ve decided to lay low and keep my mouth shut. Too often in history they burnt witches for less.

Jadenchong has been out of office for the weekend and Miss Rambo has plenty of things to do on her busy schedule nowadays. People seem to be stuck on their screens for one reason or another. Thank the lord for videogames. Thank the lord for new cable TV. There would have only been phonesex commercials after 1am back in the days. And we would have had to take turns playing Gameboy. Do you realize how porn the word Gameboy sounds to the new generation? They must think we are caveman.

Talking about it - I saw a documentary today about our evolution. Believe it or not, but there have been brand new discoveries and it seems as there has been a new pool of unidentified gens found in our DNA (apart from the fact that most of us are 1-3 % Neanderthals in case you didn’t get the memo!). Yes. Our ancestors fucked Neanderthals and it does explain one thing or another. I never understood my former partner in several ways and according to his wide forehead things are clearer to me now. …

So I have to say I do feel lucky for several reasons.

Next time someone gets on your nerves and a headache is turning up just know that once in a while there will be a caveman coming thru cause some airhead back in the days thought it was a good idea to mate with another species carrying an oversized club. It also explains the happenings around the Flintstones ‘cause I’ve been wondering about that one for a while too. Even though to be fair I have to say that Neanderthals were not as stooopid as we think because their brain was bigger than ours. Think about that one. We managed to crossfuck with the caveman and carried on the oversized club instead of the oversized brain. What the heck happened? The fuckenings might have started earlier than I thought and I will dig deeper. Besides I’m glad I never had kids with the caveman Ex. You never know which particular properties will get mixed up in those mysterious genpools right?

For now I’m gonna sit and wait for the good news. I will be clinging to those three fives until something big happens. That’s what I’m gonna do.

Meanwhile Miss Rambo will be returning back home from Thailand and I need you to cross fingers that everything will go well (for reasons I rather not say) – thanks in advance.

Let’s try and trust our destiny. It will all turn out the way it’s meant to be one way or another so we might as well rest and let it happen. If mysterious gens, stooooooopid ex’s or Aliens – we will never be ready anyways. The truth will be thrown in our faces many times before we will understand. For now we will deal with lockdown live streams from no name Dj’s and amateur dance videos. Thank the lord for computers, TV’s, smartphones and their switch off buttons.