The *uckenings 12

I started following random famous people a while back. Britney confuses me a little. Why are her legs so short? They used to be so long in those video clips. She used to be so cool. What a legend. I wish she would shave her hair and go with the trend she’d started.

Jadenchong has been fake shopping all day. Sometimes I do that. Shopping online is fun, especially if you do not intend to buy anything. Fill your cart with hundreds of dollars and then just empty it with a click. No well dressed salesperson will look at you with raised eyebrows saying: ‘Are you going to buy this mam’?’.

Did you ever get yourself fixed at airports with duty free samples? It took me years to get my game on. But now I am a specialist. A skill I cannot put to use for another year probably.

Jadenchong has fake shopped treggings, socks, a pyjama, slippers with bear claws (don’t ask), a puffer jacket and a sausage pillow (please don’t aks’). She’s on a spree.

My friends do not approve crocs. I used to chase them for a while putting on my roomies crocs and send them pictures of my feet on multiple platforms. There might have been tears involved. But now suddenly big social media influencers are stuck at home doing gardening with brand new crocs. They even come with heels now (look it up).

The rain hasn’t stopped and I haven’t left the house all day. Miss Rambo went to the store to buy tissues and came back with chocolate and a cup cake. How many times has this happened to me? It’s hilarious how we can go to the market with one urgent thing in mind and come back with every other urgent thing except for the urgent tissue we went there for. I understand there has been a hassle around tissues and toilet paper and I still am trying to understand. Someone told me it’s multiuseful (is that a word? It is now.). I can’t see any other use for it than wipe. I haven’t tried to eat it yet but I don’t think it’s nice. Maybe it could be burned. But why would we burn tissues? Maybe for an indoor rain dance session in the in-house gym, after which it would get out of control and burn the equipment down. Maybe one could be using tissues as pillows. For comfort. Maybe there’s an emotional memory attached to it.

The fact that I am wondering about the multiple use of toilet paper is saying one thing. I have been at home too fucking many days!

It’s still raining and the temperature has gotten into the single digits. My body is protesting so my feet have been frozen all day. I might not be made for cold temperatures but I certainly like snow. I will go to Argentina when this is over. I may even go to fireland! Tierra del fuego! The first day they told us we can’t travel no more, this thought popped into my mind. South America! Why now? I don’t know. I’ve never stayed in one place for long and my home country I have seen for centuries without choosing to. It chose me. Because the gods wanted me to freeze my tits off! It’s hard to live here. Many people are determined to make it out of the country they are born into. Why could that be? It’s a phenomenon. But where do we fit best? In the society we choose or the society we are born with? Tough one. Personally I sometimes get the feeling I do not belong anywhere at all. And sometimes I feel like I’m meant to live all around the world and make it my home. I’ll let you know where that wandering thought will take me within the near future.