The *uckenings 11

It’s a grey day today. What can I say?

I tried to watch the national press conference but kept falling asleep. They are repeating everything in several languages and the reporters keep asking similar questions over and over again.

The one highlight I can tell you about is a journalist lifting his hand to ask a question and I am sure he showed his middle finger.

Whatever happened in Sweden? Can I move there? Is it safe? Anybody know anything anymore??

Miss Rambo stays stuck in Thailand and she said she’d rather be in Panama. There was a Music Festival there, which started early March, and military police wouldn’t let them leave the premises as the shit hit the fan. Few weeks later some made it to Panama City but got held up there. So those festival people who stayed are most definitely still there living the bush life. How nice. I guess. If they are still alive. Not to be negative. How could I.

I miss being free and moving around as I please. We all do. It’s like we are trapped in an unreal reality and some conspiracy theorists would be tempted to say that this is a situation manufactured to control humanity... I don’t know what to believe and to be frank it has been a bombardment of news and heard say and half ass facts. It’s a bit of a mess everywhere and the fuckendings seem to have no end in sight.

Jadenchong didn’t supply me with essential reports and I am tired from watching those hours of important man and women moving their lips – it was like a bad-presented lullaby. I wish I was a dog. All they have to think about is food and who to bark at next. Cat! Person! Bark! Food! Nap! Walk! Bark! Play! Treats! Other dog! Bark! Mailman! Bark! Nap! Food! Walk! Sleep! Repeat…

I feel drained due to ovulation boobs. According to Miss Rambo there are several types of swollen pain boobs. I do not remember but the ones I can think of off the top of my head are period boobs, ovulation boobs and sex boobs. So according to that theory we are in constant swollen boobs pain for one reason or another. Isn’t it lovely?

Ugh I have way more questions than answers today and the miserable weather isn’t helping. I got rained on twice today and I can only handle so much. Apart from that I had a reversed Mary Poppins situation with my umbrella. It’s just one of those days. I’m not planning on fighting it. I will surrender.

Oh I forgot! A few videos showing unidentified objects from years back have been confirmed unvideoshopped by NASA. Is that a word? Unvideoshopped. It should be.

At least that explains the little man in the garden.

Oh and yesterday I saw a rather important article about the Catholic Church in Germany and they showed a car fair. A mass with a priest and cars listening and honking here and there with approval. It made my day.

As I am writing my computer just ran out of battery without giving me a heads up. Luckily my draft was somehow saved and I have to remind you: cmd-s might save the world one day.