The *uckening part III

It’s been a while since I’ve seen signs of Jadenchong. But I’m sparking with creativity at the moment so I can’t bear to wait. David the lemon has been on my side throwing his wisdom at me but I still can’t seem to deal with his truths. It seems to be way to easy to be a lemon. You don’t know nothing Dave!

Meanwhile I’ve been spying on my secret crush online. Or let’s say I’ve tried. Jaden why did you leave me alone with this? You were supposed to be my spy agent. My cluesoe. My inspector gadget. It’s not meant to be easy my friends. Maybe if you are a squirrel named Ludwig.

So my research has stopped quite abruptly. Why do I even care? Not even my trusted advisor Miss Rambo is in sight. They’ve both sailed away and Dave is useless. So looking at my current situation, I don’t see myself taking this any further and ‘The fuckening part III’ might be my last. Trust me I’ve tried. Not to sound depressed hell no. I’ve got so much joy in my presence …thinking about it I might drag Ana into this. Did I mention her before? I did. She is the technical genius in our circle of life. She’s the life of the party. Sometimes I find myself looking at her thinking I know your lips are moving but I don’t see the point. She does have answers though. Unlike Dave. He’s talking about Britney Spears and some You Tube crap but I just can’t see us doing this. So please. One last time: zip it Dave.

So Ana has pets. They are in her bed. We’re not talking about dogs or cats. Even though there is an ongoing battle between us dog/cat lovers. Are you a dog person or a cat person? You can’t be both. You got to take a stand. Show some character. So Ana keeps pets in her bed. They are small. Dark. They are annoying her every 2-3 month. They cause her sleepless nights and occasional meltdowns. They sometimes make her itch too. Oh Ana why oh why. It ain’t easy is it? It’s like my roomie eating 3 ice-creams in 10 minutes. It’s like the IceAge Squirrel obsessing over that nut.

This whole time David has been on my case. It appears he has done some research on my crush and I don’t know if I am ready for it. He said he is a king. I am not ready to marry a royal nor did I ask for this information Dave. Why. All he does is throw me off. I can’t focus. The squirrel is not helping either. Get off it Dave. The ship has sailed away already. I will cut you in a half if you don’t stop and I will ask the cucumber. I dare you Dave! Don’t try me.

So Ana had bugs in her bed. And it seems as they have left now. So Ana is happy. Finally she can get her head straight and give advice again. She is the smart one. And we definitely all do need a mental health worker within reach, right?

But isolation has gotten to her just like it has gotten us. I think it might have turned her into a goldfish but don’t tell her. It’s the fuckenings and it will get every single one of us. Not to sound negative. All I see is joy. Unlike Jadenchong. She is and always may be dead inside. But we have accepted her for that flaw years ago and occasionally step onto the dark side with her. It’s all about support during these dark times right? To fix each others crowns although we’re not royal just yet. There will be a better king at some point and I promise I will commit to take one for the team when I’m ready. Meanwhile let me go plan my wedding to my crush-king, which only ever will exist in my head and most definitely will stay trapped in there. There’s no cake involved btw. Nor a squirrel. Don’t think about it. It’s just a squirrel.